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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Government and shit...

So tired of these yahoos offering everything and producing nothing.  If you don't have, you can't spend.  Want more services?  The government needs more income.  There is no way around this.  Hence, you will experience increases in taxes, user fees, and anything else they can gouge you for so that you can have your neighbourhood swimming pool open seven days a week.  Many people today expect everything for nothing.  It doesn't work like that.  If you can balance a cheque book, you will understand this.  If you need a loan so that you can purchase the newest version of the iPad, you probably won't.  Read the platforms of each candidate and make a wise decision.  Further, and most importantly, make yourself be heard if the elected doesn't keep his or her campaign promises.  Re-electing a liar makes us look like a bunch of fools.  Electing someone who doesn't commit to anything produces the same effect. 

It's just the way that I see it...

Monday, September 5, 2011

It's been a while...

...since I've been around.  I've started half a dozen blog entries, but have yet to finish any of them.  It was a busy summer filled with chillin', partying, and awesome concerts, which you can view at www.youtube.com/user/johnnygetdown

Anyhow, I've got tons of shit on my mind but I have had trouble getting it on here.  So, I've decided to get on here and spew some randoms, paying no regards to parameters or guidelines, or having any sort of game plan.  Here goes...


1.  Ever have those friends who disappear when they are in a relationship and suddenly pop up when that relationship didn't work out?  You are friend filler.

2.  Having multiple items on my plate, I typically like to eat a bit of everything, leaving a bite of each at the end.  This may be a bit fucked up, but that's how I like it. 

3.  Most items that I purchase usually get discontinued because a "better" version gets released not long afterwards.  Fuck, I hate it when that happens.

4.  Ever notice that your toaster works much slower when you're stoned?

5.  When the fuck did reggae "progress" into electronic music with a random "yo" or "yeah" thrown in with a Jamaican accent?

6.  And what's with everyone featuring everyone else on their music?  Me ft. My Dick!! 

7.  I hate seeing my favourite bands hitting the casino circuit.

8.  Whatever happened to unsliced bagels?  My bagel slicer has been rendered useless.

9.  Why does McDz shut down their ice cream machine at 3 a.m.?  That is the best time for a friggin' McFlurry, for fuck's sake!

10.  I have yet to write a song with a bridge in it.

11.  What happened to the guy with the movie about the polar bears and icebergs? 

12.  I really feel like shooting a parachute army guy off my balcony right now.