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Monday, April 4, 2011

Things I Have Noticed Lately

I've noticed that payphones are slowly disappearing.  And, if you do find one, some sketch is using it in place of a home phone.

There seems to be a growing trend to re-pronounce the word "negotiate".  Initially, it was Ann Rohmer, of CP24 news, who made me cringe when she attempted to "nee-GO-see-ate" the proper pronounciation of this word.  Recently, Stephen Harper pulled that shit during a press conference.  Fuck, that pisses me off.

I've noticed that Starbucks customers cannot enjoy a coffee and do nothing else.  I feel awkward sitting down without a laptop.

These days, young men spit more than ever.  If they aren't grabbing their nuts, they're spitting.
 
Media tends to throw around the term "Breaking News" a bit too loosely.  A report that we may get a green Christmas does not make for "Breaking News", in my opinion.  

Why are more and more people driving like a cabbie in Bangladesh?  

Texting seems to be quite popular today, as opposed to actually calling someone.  What will be the next trend?  Smoke signals?  Messenger pigeons? 

The more television channels that I have, the less there is to watch. 

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